FOREST BADGE

After LOTS OF GRINDING! And a trade later... We went to face the GYM leader for our second gym badge! And here's the video of the battle! Again, hope you guys forgive me for the quality, but I think It's starting to look better.






I know you guys must have noticed something is missing, like, for example, the last battle against Roserade? Yeah, I had a little problem with the memory card and it failed to save the rest of the video! But I'll let Reaper tell you guys how it all went! Tell them, Reaper...

Good boy, Reaper...good boy! But try not to scare your teammates too much, ok? hehehe

WELCOME BACK...

PARTY HEALER

Now this feels truly like an RPG! I have a healer in my party! Do you have any idea how precious this is? Inside Eterna Forest, Cheryl heals my pokemon after every battle. And her Chansey is not SOOOO terrible at attacking either. I get double exp. and get healed all the time! Know what that means!? It's GRIDING TIME BIAHTCHES!!!!!!!!!!! But firts, I go back to the Honey Tree and catch a Lv. 15 Wurmple♀, named Aurora! After that I'm like:

 

And they worked hard! I promise you that! Because now we have REAPER, the Haunter; MINK, the Floatzel and AURORA, the Dustox! Soon enough we'll be paying a visit to the GYM in Eterna city!

DEATH IS A BITCH!

Moving on to fight some Galactic grunts in the Valley Windworks. I defeat the first guy in the front door and He runs, crying like a baby, and locks himself inside the facility. Well, time to rape some more grunts and grab the key!
The two grunts are, as usual, abusing old, defenseless people. I kick their asses!!! Old guy is thankful and gives me his honey (that came out absolutely wrong!). I'm counting this as a new area, so I slather some honey on the big yellow tree and I'll come back here later, really hoping a Heracross, Aipom or absurdly rare Munchlax shows. Still 6 hours away from any of those, so...

Inside the building of Valley Windworks I kick some more grunts in the mouth and have to face one of the Galactic bosses. Commander Mars!!! Her team is:
Zubat ♀
Lv.15

Purugly ♀
Lv.17 


Her Zubat was a piece of cake with Mink's newly learned move Rock Tomb! But when she sent out her purugly I figured, why risk poor Mink on Lv.16, let's switch! Sent out Kiara!!! Fucking Purugly started with Fake Out!!! And it was a fucking critical hit!!! And I'm like "It's fine, one Spark should do the trick!"...But it didn't...fucking bitch was with a red HP and still landed a fucking critical hit! THAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm like "KIAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

One minute of silence and stare. I'll never be this lucky of catching such a cool pokemon and unlucky of losing it so soon. I'm sorry, Kiara!
I raped the fucking bitch completely blinded by rage!!! Poseidon killed them all!!!
The path is rough and the challenge is cruel but we have to keep moving! And our next stop is Rt.205. I'm hoping to add a new pokemon to the team. Not tha anybody will ever take Kiara's place, but we need more teammates to become strong and avoid losing more friends. But first thing that pops out is Buizel. I'll pass.
I'm so freaking afraind of losing my Mink that I'm leaving all the trainer battles that she can safely take on for her! I want her toughened up!
In total desperation for a new pokemon I head into Eterna forest. And right in the entrance I see lady in distress, Cheryl. She asks me to help her cross the forest, so she'll tag along and fight with me, heal my pokemon, and make catching wild pokemon harder! 'Cause, you can't just fucking aim at one pokemon when you have to in front of you! What kind of bullshit is that!? 
I enter the first patch of grass praying for some good pokemon to show and...
Hoot-hoot and Gastly! So, I guess in this case I can choose, hun? Let's faint that hoot-hoot and catch a Lv.13 Gastly!!! And He's REAPER!

Eterna Forest: To be Continued

BUI-BUI!

Sooo... Now that we're rock smashing like HELL after beating gym leader Roark, It's time to do some exploring. And so we're going to unravel some of the mysteries of Oreburgh gate's basement. And right after we go inside, crazy rival, Trace, shows up and hands me the info that I will have to work an awfully long way to reach the next city with a GYM, just because my mom couldn't buy me a bike!
We have an HM Slave Bidoof on our team that will break the rocks for us!
And I go inside the basement just to, again, suffer with the fact that i don't have a bike. But at least I got TM70 Flash and a Big pearl to make some money! And now we're heading to Eterna City, for the next GYM.

On my way to my next badge I arrive at Jubilife and that crazy detective, Looker, shows up and now I have to find the shady-guys his talking about. But first, detour! On the way to route 208 I think it's a great idea to fish, even though I'm vegetarian! So, cheap fisherman gives me an old useless rod!

At least I grab an X accuracy on the other side...and head back to Jubilife. Time to grab myself a new pokétch app!!! Talking to Mr.President there I get the Memo Pad.

Now i'm leaving trough the nothern exit of the city and...wow! It's a party! Some grunts are abusing Professor Rowan and pathetic girl! Let's join the party... I mean, let's kick their asses!
And It's a double battle, 'cause pathetic girl is using her Lv.13 Chimchar and I'm using my Lv.16 Kiara!
The galactic grunts were packing:
Stunky ♂
Lv. 11

Glameow ♀
Lv. 11


And of course I'm taking all the hist while stupid girl's Chimchar fools around. But, that's ok! 'Cause we can take them all down! Come at me bro! After defeating them some fat reporter from Jubilife thought I was fabulous and presents me with a Fashion Case(YEW!!).
Moving on to Rt.204, It's time to cross that cave! (Right after I've healed, poor Kiara). So what's gonna be? The first pokemon is.....Psyayayayduck! Nope! Not catching it! We grab TM 39 Rock Tomb and leave the Ravaged Path. Leaving the cave looks like a new area, but it still is Rt.204, so...I'm not counting this as new.
It's time for some trainer battles. First is Lady Taylor with her:
Budew ♀
Lv.9


Cherubi ♀
Lv.11


Next is good old Bug Catcher, always with miserable pokemon you can put down with just one hit!
Wurmple ♂
Lv.10


Kricketot ♂
Lv.11


And for last, Twins with twins!
2x Pachirisu ♀
Lv.11


Kiara levels up and learns Bite *-*
We pick up TM09 Bullet Seed and finally reach Floaroma Town. The town is colorful, joyful, flowerful and berryful...So I'm reaping out all the berries, just in case they may be useful. There's not much to do here except accepting gifts from little girls. I, myself, got a sprayduck and a TM88 Pluck. How about that? But you can't just leave yet, bacause like in every good RPG, there's something stupid blocking your way! In this case, Galactic grunts!
So, I'm heading to Rt.205 to try and see if I can catch something cool when another little girl comes to ask me to help her dad, who's being held by the mean Galactic people at Valley Windworks. Alrighty! To the rescue! But, first! New area with FUCKING BUIZEL showing up!!! CATCH THE DAMN THING ALREADY!!! And we have a new teammate! \o/

Mink, the Lv.10♀ Buizel


Coming up next: The Valley Windworks

ROARK...paper, scissors

So.....We've got a whole different scenario from last time!! Which was:

So now that we're in Oreburgh city training our asses off!!!! 'Cause we're not willing to lose our teammates, right? We have Poseidon evolved into Prinplup and trained to lv.20. And our dear Kiara has evolved into a beautiful Luxio and trained up to lv.16. Check full details on MY POKEMON page.

Now, for those with a humane not so shitty internet, I'm posting the video for the GYM fight! Please, forgive me for my amateur bad quality, I'm using what I have here. Grab a snack and sit tight:

Sorry about the quality and everything. Promise I'll get a tripod for the camera and I'll try to straighten up things next time.
After all, first Gym was a piece of cake! But, like I said, I trained a little bit harder for this than I usually would. Let's keep moving!

To Be Continued!

THE JOURNEY BEGINS

So the journey starts when I choose pokemon Platinum, while I'm boringly waiting to be called by the doctor's attendant.

 The Journey begins with me, the young trainer Jack (because the girl was too ridiculous), and his first pokemon Piplup! (click on the pokemon's name to see their pokedex entry)

And you guys know the drill, right!? So It's time for me to get my first pokeballs from uglybetty there and start my challenge! There's no going back now! When taking my first step into those tall grasses I close my eyes and wish for anything but a frigging bidoof! And as lucky as I am my first encounter is: Female Lv. 3 Shinx !!! YAY!!!

Now I start to realize how insane this is! And how careful I must be not to lose my new friends. So I think with myself "Remember how you never really spent any money on items to heal or cure status? Well, bitch, your days of glory are over!" and I run to the shop to pack some Potions.

Training the pokemons in this version is quite easy, but when taking this challenge I realized I had to be careful with the Crits!!! F***** Critical Hits!!!! Fear them the most! And I also realized that switching pokemon in battle to train the weaker, for the first time, is an effective way to work things!

So far, Me, Poseidon and Kiara have fought with a bunch of trainers and twice with our Rival, Trace, and we have reached our first gym unharmed. Right now in Oreburgh city Poseidon is at lv.14 and Kiara at lv.11. Check the MY POKEMON page to see my team. But we still have a lot to come and let's hope we survive!

From now on I'll be posting shitty quality videos, recorded from the screen of my DSi, of my most important battles.

See you brave trainers!